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undergravity:

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They hired a bunch of kids to be in the Avengers and you cannot convince me otherwise.

(via the-doctors-sexiest-companion)

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

(via allo-nsy)

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(Source: maximumbuttitude, via allo-nsy)

  • Deb: you ever see this woman?
  • Anton: I'm not an information ATM. -walks away-
  • Deb: I'M FUCKING DESPERATE, ALRIGHT? I'VE GOT A STEAMING HEAP OF CRAP ON THIS CASE. I'VE GONE THROUGH EVERY SCUM SUCKING BALL-SACK OF A PIMP I KNOW, EVERY WACKED OUT HOOKER. YOU ARE MY LAST DITCH ASS FUCKED EFFORT!
  • Anton: -turns around- damn, you got a mouth on you, woman.
  • Deb: .... yeah thanks....
  • Anton: show me the picture